We'll Show You the Data. Then We'll Tell You NOT to Do Reddit If the Numbers Don't Work.
Most agencies pitch before they audit. We run the diagnostic first and if Reddit doesn't beat your current CPL - we tell you to keep doing what you're doing.
Only for companies with:
- ✓ Spending $5K+/month on marketing (ads, SEO, content, agencies - any of it)
Not for: Solopreneurs, early-stage startups, DIY marketers, or businesses not yet spending on marketing.
30-min diagnostic • No credit card • Live data
Limited to 3 diagnostics per week • Must meet spend requirements
Last Month We Told a Company Not to Hire Us.
Last month we told a SaaS company spending $15K/month on marketing not to hire us. Their diagnostic showed 3 rankable threads in their entire category. Reddit wouldn't move the needle for them - their buyers simply weren't having conversations on Reddit. We turn away ~40% of diagnostics. Why? Because taking your money when the math doesn't work is how agencies get a bad name. And we have a Reddit reputation to protect - the irony isn't lost on us.
🤝 The Anti-Pitch Promise
We built this diagnostic to be valuable whether you hire us or not. You'll leave with a complete picture of your Reddit opportunity - or confirmation that your marketing dollars are better spent elsewhere. Either way, you'll know in 30 minutes.
How It Works (When It Works):
We use aged, high-karma Reddit accounts to get your brand mentioned in threads that already rank on Google and get picked up by AI models.
Not as ads. As genuine recommendations in conversations where people are actively looking for solutions like yours. But we only do this when the data says it'll beat your current channels.
What The Reddit Fit Assessment Shows You:
📊 Reddit Market Size (Thread Count + Search Volume)
How many Reddit threads exist in your category that rank on Google, their total search volume, and whether there's enough conversation to justify the investment. If there aren't 10+ rankable threads, we'll tell you.
🔍 Competitor Activity Level
Are your competitors already on Reddit? If they are, there's opportunity to intercept. If they're not, there might not be enough buyer activity in your category to justify it. We show you both scenarios honestly.
✅ CAC Comparison with Pass/Fail Threshold
Your current CPL vs. estimated Reddit CPL for your category. If Reddit doesn't beat or match your current best channel within 90 days, we tell you it's a fail. No spin. No "it depends."
Assessment: STRONG FIT - Reddit is a high-ROI channel for your category.
Example: Live assessment showing pass/fail criteria (this one passed - ~40% don't)
Why We Turn Away 40% of Prospects (And Why That Should Make You Trust Us):
We audit before we pitch - if the data says no, we say no
↳ Most agencies pitch first, then figure out if it works. We show you the data before we ever discuss working together.
The diagnostic is valuable even if we say "no" - you leave knowing where your marketing dollars actually work
↳ Every company that doesn't fit Reddit gets a recommendation for what to do instead, based on their data
Rank or don't pay guarantee - for the 60% who do fit, we guarantee results or you pay nothing
What Other Brands Say
"30 to 300+ ChatGPT citations in 6 months through strategic Reddit placement. Despite being banned from traditional advertising."
↳ Before: 30 ChatGPT citations, banned from traditional ads
↳ After: 300+ ChatGPT citations, 10x AI citation growth
"1,500 ChatGPT citations in 6 months. Zero paid ads needed. Reddit has became one of our primary acquisition channels."
↳ Before: $20K/month in Google Ads
↳ After: 1,500 ChatGPT citations, 50+ qualified leads/month, $0 ad spend
What Happens On The Diagnostic Call
- 1
We show you how many Reddit threads exist in your category (live screen share)
- 2
We show you whether your competitors are active (signals buyer presence)
- 3
We compare your current CPL against estimated Reddit CPL
- 4
If it passes all three tests, we discuss how we'd execute it
- 5
If it fails any test, we tell you exactly why and what to do instead
How The Guarantee Works
We Guarantee this to be the most honest marketing assessment your business has ever received.
We only accept 3 diagnostics per week - each requires 4-6 hours of manual Reddit research + CAC modeling. Book below to claim your spot.
Get the Data. Get the Truth. Even If It's "No."
No credit card. No pitch deck. Just data: how big your Reddit opportunity is, whether the economics work, and an honest answer about whether we can help.
Get the Honest Assessment →30-min diagnostic • No credit card • We show you live data
Requirements: $5K+/mo marketing spend, dedicated marketing team
Not for: Solopreneurs, early-stage startups, or businesses not yet spending on marketing
We'll tell you the truth. Even if it's "no."
$5K+/mo marketing spend • Free diagnostic